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Rings of The Lord

I grew up in a household, where Harry Potter was forbidden or anything that resembled "witchcraft." *sigh* True Harry Potter fans know that is not what the movie is like.

Even to this day, my mother cant stand that i watch fantasy movies like that.

We were all gathered around at my house, I cooked pancakes, eggs, bacon etc for my brothers and their wives and my mom and I. We were all watching Lord of the rings together as a family.

My mom took one glance at it, and said is this Harry Potter, we all replied NO. like how dare you get this confused? She said, wait, I know what this is as she sat down. This is The Rings of the Lord. I seen it on Tv the other day.

Mama: Which part of the bible is this from?

Me: Revelations * I side eye my family, as they snicker while they eat*

So she sits down and watches the movies with us thinking this is a Movie about Jesus.


God be with us lol

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