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Two Birds and a Pea

Mama: Shan, me and you, are like, like two birds and a pea.

Me: We are what?

Mama: Like two birds and a pea.

Me: No Mama, you got birds of a feather and peas in a pod mixed up.

Mama: Ok, we are like two pods of peas.

Me: No Mama.

Mama: *huffs and puffs* Well, we close. *turns head*

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